Stuff Collected

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you’re not really my type

Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight

Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing

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