Archive for October, 2007

School Answering Machine

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

No wonder some people were offended!

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school.

This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

  • To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
  • To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -Press 2
  • To complain about what we do - Press 3
  • To swear at staff members - Press 4
  • To ask why you didn’t get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
  • If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
  • If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
  • To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8
  • To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
  • To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be Accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it’s not the teachers’ fault for your child’s lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in Spanish, move to a country that speaks it

The Question

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called one of His angels to go to earth for a time. When the angel returned he told God, “Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.”

God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I had better send down another angel to get a second opinion.”

So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, “Yes, it’s true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.”

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because He wanted to encourage them and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

No?

Okay, just wondering. I didn’t get one either.

Scary Accidents

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

Amazing accident shots
Scary Accidents